This is the third of four movies I saw in a racially diverse theater on Martin Luther King day.
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http://www.twojacksinthehole.com/Synopsis: Set in the 1940's Spanish countryside, in the aftermath of civil war, a little girl finds escape from her ruthless, militant step father by losing herself in a real-life fairy tale.
Review: I was just happy to finally see a movie with the word Labyrinth in the _title_ that didn't star David Bowie's member. Honestly, ask any girl, aged 22-28, what her favorite childhood movies are, and she will list "Labyrinth." Some might say that's because it's a great movie, but I contest that it is, in fact, largely due to David Bowie's dominating "presence" on screen. Yes, of course I know that the girls watching that movie were way to young to be aware of any sort of sexual nature within them. I know that. That's how powerful it is. Seriously.
Oh, yeah, Pan's Labyrinth was pretty decent.
Martin Luther King Jr. Day Life Lessons Learned: I found myself getting really mad at the Mexican girl who got into a shooshing match with someone who had shooshed her chatty ass. At first I thought "Hey, it's a movie with sub_title_s, maybe the noise won't matter."
Turns out it did, so then I thought "Man, I wish I that Mexican chick would just SHUT UP."
And then I remembered it was Martin Luther King Jr. Day. It's a day for us all to be a little more tolerant, and a little more open minded. So, I took a moment to rethink my previous statement, and I ended up going with "Man, I wish that fat chick would just shut up."
Dr. King would have been proud.